>A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
> > > > >The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the
> > >field."
> > > > >
> > > > >A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and
> > > > >ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you
>to
> > >be
> > > > >quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered;
> > > > >"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
> > > > >I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
> > > > >I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I
> > >closed
> > >my
> > > > >eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when
>I
> > > > >swallowed the gnat.
> > > > >I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
> > > > >But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
>'Should we
> > >eat
> > > > >them here or take them with us?'
> > > > >Well, I guess I just panicked..............."
> > > > >The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the
> > >field."
> > > > >
> > > > >A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and
> > > > >ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you
>to
> > >be
> > > > >quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered;
> > > > >"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
> > > > >I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
> > > > >I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I
> > >closed
> > >my
> > > > >eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when
>I
> > > > >swallowed the gnat.
> > > > >I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.
> > > > >But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
>'Should we
> > >eat
> > > > >them here or take them with us?'
> > > > >Well, I guess I just panicked..............."
