A Cardiologist's Funeral

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Master of the Pit
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A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate

funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge

heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service

as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter When all

eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my

own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'

The priest fainted!
You just made my day, it has been one hell of a week and only going to get worse  -- thanks for the laugh
LOL---I got this one last year, and I sent it to my Cardiologist----He loved it!!!

The only difference is the one I have, instead of the Priest fainting at the end------The Proctologist faints.

Thanks Scott,

Thanks,  I have to go for heart surgery on the 15th, will be taking this with me.  Maybe he will reduce his bill.  I am wondering if they can get a big beer keg and a smoker for me.
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