Joe went to the Doctor and said, "Doc, you gotta check my leg! Something is really wrong! Just put your ear up to my thigh! You'll hear it!"
The Doctor, a bit skeptical, leaned in and placed his ear against the Joe’s thigh. To his shock, he heard a faint whisper, "Hey buddy, can you lend me 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks!" Startled, the Doctor pulled back and said, "This is incredible! How long has this been happening?"
"That's nothing, Doc!" Replies Joe, "Put your ear to my knee!" Hesitant, but curious, the Doctor pressed his ear against Joe’s knee. This time, he heard, "Come on, Man! I just need 10 bucks! Just 10 bucks, please?" The Doctor's eyes widened, "I've never seen or heard of anything like this in my life!"
“Wait, Doc, there's more!" Joe urged, "Listen to my ankle!" Now, completely baffled, the Doctor leaned down and placed his ear against Joe’s ankle. Sure enough, a tiny voice pleaded, "Please, I just need 5 bucks! Just 5 bucks!"
The Doctor stood up, shaking his head in disbelief, "I have no idea what to tell you!" He then frantically flipped through his medical books, "This isn't in any textbook I've ever read!" He then paused, thought for a moment, then said, "If I had to make an educated guess, I'd say your leg appears to be broke in three places!"
The Doctor, a bit skeptical, leaned in and placed his ear against the Joe’s thigh. To his shock, he heard a faint whisper, "Hey buddy, can you lend me 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks!" Startled, the Doctor pulled back and said, "This is incredible! How long has this been happening?"
"That's nothing, Doc!" Replies Joe, "Put your ear to my knee!" Hesitant, but curious, the Doctor pressed his ear against Joe’s knee. This time, he heard, "Come on, Man! I just need 10 bucks! Just 10 bucks, please?" The Doctor's eyes widened, "I've never seen or heard of anything like this in my life!"
“Wait, Doc, there's more!" Joe urged, "Listen to my ankle!" Now, completely baffled, the Doctor leaned down and placed his ear against Joe’s ankle. Sure enough, a tiny voice pleaded, "Please, I just need 5 bucks! Just 5 bucks!"
The Doctor stood up, shaking his head in disbelief, "I have no idea what to tell you!" He then frantically flipped through his medical books, "This isn't in any textbook I've ever read!" He then paused, thought for a moment, then said, "If I had to make an educated guess, I'd say your leg appears to be broke in three places!"
