• Some of the links on this forum allow SMF, at no cost to you, to earn a small commission when you click through and make a purchase. Let me know if you have any questions about this.

4 Humpday!

sawhorseray

Master of the Pit
SMF Premier Member
★ Lifetime Premier ★
4,597
5,750
Joined Oct 17, 2014
Guy playing golf with his wife. On the 3rd hole, a par 3, his drive goes off to the right and lands by a barn. Looking at his next shot, realizes he has no good options when his wife says “hey, if I open both barn doors you can hit it through the barn and have a clear shot to the green!” She opens the doors. He sets up and hits a horrible shot, the ball ricochets off the barn door, hits his wife, and kills her.
Five years later he’s playing with his new wife, at the same hole, and his drive again goes off to the right and lands in the same spot by the barn. Standing by his ball, he’s slowly shaking his head when his new wife says, “ Hey, what if I open the barn doors? ” No,” he sighs, “last time I tried that I got a 7 on this hole”.

86500779_2702591643111234_3411960210791596032_n.jpg

141635458_3770505252987919_5230815436120581923_n.jpg

143543305_793040907963289_6945090647962609863_n.png

145129151_10223493072568885_1170253941309469642_n (1).jpg

151204188_5069852779754953_3178950683455798506_n.jpg

151326378_3940511772653435_7654627394340073752_n.png

152970558_2768143810069132_729231759023133485_o.jpg

153205440_4265360663491867_3719723696640198507_n.jpg

153570558_1487773398233908_2029805941925375920_o.png

153593195_3746225442103019_1395843403259576006_n.jpg

154214306_3687675137989490_8073828716152281724_o.jpg

c4dc01a694bfcfe8be7633500761c9df.jpg

corona7.jpg

corona20.jpg

covid%20numbers.jpg

covid%20vaccine.jpg

COVID%2019.jpg

covid1.jpg

dead.jpg

deaf.jpg

dinner1.jpg

doi%20look%20fat.jpg

doi%20look%20fat.jpg

donald.jpg

donate%20blood1.jpg

emotional%20support.jpg

fall.jpg

funny-cartoon1.jpeg

gorilla%20glue.jpg

harassment.jpg

Iead-39.jpg

item-4-13.jpg

lysol.png

mceclip0 (1).jpg

mceclip0 (2).jpg

mceclip0 (3).jpg

mceclip0 (4).jpg

mceclip0 (5).jpg

mceclip0 (6).jpg

mceclip0 (7).jpg

mceclip0 (8).jpg

mceclip0 (9).jpg

mceclip0 (10).jpg

mceclip0 (11).jpg

mceclip0 (12).jpg

mceclip0 (13).jpg

mceclip0 (14).jpg

mceclip0 (15).jpg

mceclip0.jpg

mceclip0.jpg

mceclip0.png

memes-templates_0004_A-banana-is-105-calories.-A-shot-of-whisky-is-80-calories.-C.jpg

orgies.png

Ra8c1e95d5f49815db7b8acbe50a9ec78.jpg

salary.jpg

tent.jpg

Whiskey-Bottle-For-Morning-Funny-Alcohol-2.jpg
 

sawhorseray

Master of the Pit
SMF Premier Member
★ Lifetime Premier ★
4,597
5,750
Joined Oct 17, 2014
Yep great one's! I'm up for one of those perfect martinis! Ryan
I love a good martini Ryan and have been told the ones I make are right about perfect. Dump the vermouth over the ice and then dump all the vermouth out keeping the ice, cover the ice with gin and shake well, pour into a tini glass. RAY
 

Hot Threads

Top Bottom
  AdBlock Detected

We noticed that you're using an ad-blocker, which could block some critical website features. For the best possible site experience please take a moment to disable your AdBlocker.