So as I sit here watching grilling/smoking YouTube video after YouTube video, from pit masters to backwoods hillbilly cookers (the kind I trust the most), and I see people pouring Parkay and other squeezable yellow garbage onto otherwise good looking ribs and other meats. That's like having a young Lynda Carter offering to take you out to a nice restaurant and you saying "No thanks, Rosie O'Donnell is stopping over with an expired gas station egg salad sandwich". I can only presume these people also pour ketchup on steaks and believe that bacon should be made from turkey. How is there not some kind of social program to bring dairy awareness to those people indoctrinated by country crock illuminati? I am thinking about starting a Go Fund Me page to help raise money to get these poor misguided soles the real Irish & Dutch creamery butter that the so desperately need in their lives.