WOMEN
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never
let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could
do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express
his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make
sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and
will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.
Never mind.
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never
let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could
do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express
his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make
sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and
will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.
Never mind.