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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by GaryHibbert, Nov 5, 2013.

  1. GaryHibbert

    GaryHibbert Smoking Guru OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★


    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never
    let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
    after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could
    do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express
    his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make
    sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and
    will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

    No wait...Sorry.

    I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.

    Never mind.
  2. This!!...yes this..!!! Lol. Borrowing.

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