Widdle Wabbits...........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bearmoe, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Widdle Wabbits...........
    A Precious Little Girl Walks Into A Pet Shop And Asks, In The
    Sweetest Little Lisp, Between Two Missing Teeth, "excuse Me,

    Misther, Do You Keep Widdle Wabbits?"

    As A Shopkeeper, His Heart Melts. He Gets Down On His Knees So
    The He's On Her Level And Asks, "do You Want A Widdle White Wabbit, Or A Soft Fluffy Bwack Wabbit, Or Maybe One Like That Cute Widdle Bwown Wabbit Over There?"

    She In Turn, Blushes, Rocks Back On Her Heels, Puts Her Hands On
    Her Knees, Leans Forward And Says, In A Tinny Little Voice, "i Don't
    Think My Python Weally Gives A Thit."
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny! [​IMG]
     
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I know my Boa or Rock ever cared either.
     

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