The CIA passed out a test to see who would fit into their Assassin Program. Three men passed the test, and were sent to a room. An agent walked into the room, and said to the first guy, "This is a test to determine your loyalty to your country. Your wife is in the next room, and what will happen is we'll give you a gun, and you must go kill her with it." The first man takes the gun, leaves the room, and a couple of minutes later he comes back crying, and says, "I can't kill my wife. I love her so much. I just can't do it." The agent responds, "Sorry, but you don't belong in the program."
The agent addresses candidate number two in the same way. "This is a test to determine your loyalty to your country. Your wife is in the next room, and what will happen is we'll give you a gun, and you must go kill her with it." The second man leaves the room, and comes back very shortly. He tearfully explains, "I'm sorry, I can't do it. I love her too much." The agent lets him know that he isn't qualified for the program.
The agent then turns to the third man, and gives him the same instructions as the other two men. The third man leaves the room, and an hour later, after sounds of shooting, smashing & screaming, he comes back, hands the agent the gun, and says, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was full of blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair."
The agent addresses candidate number two in the same way. "This is a test to determine your loyalty to your country. Your wife is in the next room, and what will happen is we'll give you a gun, and you must go kill her with it." The second man leaves the room, and comes back very shortly. He tearfully explains, "I'm sorry, I can't do it. I love her too much." The agent lets him know that he isn't qualified for the program.
The agent then turns to the third man, and gives him the same instructions as the other two men. The third man leaves the room, and an hour later, after sounds of shooting, smashing & screaming, he comes back, hands the agent the gun, and says, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was full of blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair."
