Wednesday Humor

[sawhorseray]

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

 

[MJB05615]

Very good. Another good round perfectly timed to send me off to work in a good mood. Love the bomb dog!

 

[robrpb]

Funny.

 

[HalfSmoked]

HAHAHA man Ray you are on the roll. Great enjoying it.

Warren

 

[GaryHibbert]

Good ones Ray. Keep 'em coming.
Gary

 

[gmc2003]

 

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[MJB05615]

LOL. Very good. I needed a pick me up this afternoon. Thanks.

 

[Winterrider]

Those are all great

 

[sawhorseray]

 

[GaryHibbert]

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Love this one, Chris!!!
Gary

 

[JLeonard]

LOL! Needed the laughs this morning.
Jim

 

[sawhorseray]

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the Rottweiler Jesús."

 

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