HEALTH ALERT There is a dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, go
to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life. Also retiring cures this virus unless you have a
wife(or husband!) with a chore list
electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, go
to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life. Also retiring cures this virus unless you have a
wife(or husband!) with a chore list
