Wal-Mart Greeter

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bearmoe

StickBurners
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SMF Premier Member
Feb 17, 2008
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Amherst, NY
Subject: Fw: Wal-Mart Greeter(Acting Ugly)
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> >>> >> > > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked
> >>> >> > > into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities
> >>> >> > > at them all the way through the entrance.
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> >>> >> > > The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning,
> >>> >> > > and welcome To Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
> >>> >> > > Are they twins?'
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> >>> >> > > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> >>> >> > > 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the
> >>> >> > > other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are
> >>> >> > > you blind, or just stupid?'
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> >>> >> > > 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the
> >>> >> > > greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone made love to
> >>> >> > > you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping
> >>> >> > > at Wal- Mart
 
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