Wal-Mart Greeter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bearmoe, May 9, 2008.

  1. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Subject: Fw: Wal-Mart Greeter(Acting Ugly)
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    > >>> >> > > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked
    > >>> >> > > into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities
    > >>> >> > > at them all the way through the entrance.
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    > >>> >> > > The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning,
    > >>> >> > > and welcome To Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
    > >>> >> > > Are they twins?'
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    > >>> >> > > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
    > >>> >> > > 'Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the
    > >>> >> > > other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are
    > >>> >> > > you blind, or just stupid?'
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    > >>> >> > > 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the
    > >>> >> > > greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone made love to
    > >>> >> > > you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping
    > >>> >> > > at Wal- Mart
     
  2. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one! Logical question.
     

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