I got kicked out of wal-mart....

[tom37]

BTW,,,,,,,,,,Any woman that says she doesn't fart has got to be tellin a lie or on her death bed, cause if ya keep that all pinned up in side somethings gotta give.

 

[ak1]

Thanks! I have tears running down my face. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

 

[jacobtia]

This is hilarious!!!! I had my wife read and I thought she was going to piss herself!!!

 

[bluebombersfan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[meateater]

Been there done that.

 

[theoldman]

I'm insanely jealous!