Tourist

[wildflower]

A tourist in a bar in Florida asks an Irishman sitting at the bar, 
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies:
"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the  fookin' boat.

 

[boykjo]

that was a good one

 

[tyotrain]

 

[scarbelly]