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Too Cold To Pee

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  2. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome!
  3. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.. good one.
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  5. OK!!!!!!!!! now that is funny, I wonder if it would work?
  6. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    Now THAT IS a BEAUTY  ! ! !


  7. dale5351

    dale5351 Smoking Fanatic

    Here is another "cold" thing.  This is appartently a viral video from Yellowknife, NWT (I actually have a friend who lives there).

    System won't let me paste the video, but here is the link: 
  8. dalton

    dalton Smoke Blower

    ok here is a hard to believe cold thing...   no bullshit either!!

    up on eilson airforce base in northern alaska the temps are often down in the -60 or lower range...   every new batch of troops gets told the same thing...   don't whip it out outside or you will regret it.     every year someone dosn't listen and spends a week in the infurmary healing.  apparently the urine freezes all the way up inside your parts and the ice crystals cut up the flesh inside.

    now thats too cold too pee

  9. Beer-B-Q, that's one worth sharing with my 76 year old Mom and Dad, they will love it, here we set in the coldest winter we have had in years and I am sure that they will get a good chuckle out of it as I did.  It's been so cold that I have not been able to get my new Master Forge Propane Smoker out of the garage to season it, so it's good to see that you guys do understand and have a good sense of humor !  With a little luck it is suppose to warm up into the 40's and the Master Forge will get seasoned up whether it wants to or not !  Have a great day my friend!!!!


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