Dang, Tip you had me laughing so hard my eyes were watering. I was doing a roofing job a long time ago and was half way up the ladder with a load of shingles over my shoulder when all of a sudden the ladder was yanked out from underneath me. It seemed like time slowed down, because before I hit the ground I threw the bundle of shingles off my shoulder, let go of the ladder rung and grabbed the side rails so I wouldn't bust my knuckles on impact, I ended up landing on all fours on top of the ladder, getting the wind knocked out of me; tearing the muscles in my left shoulder and pinching a nerve between the shoulder blades-all which still gives me problems some 30 years later.
There was a rope wrapped around the bottom rung of the ladder and it trailed off round the side of the house we were working on. Anyhoo, the boss (always a stickler for a clean and "safe" work area) sees the rope and starts coiling it up. When he ran out of slack he yanked on the rope not knowing that said rope was wrapped around the bottom rung of the ladder that I was half way up. It was a serious moment then, but we all laugh about it now.