One afternoon while walking home I noticed an old drunken man staggering along the sidewalk. The drunk passed a lady who was walking her young child. "Lady", said the drunken man, "that is the ugliest child I've ever seen. That is ONE ugly kid!"
When the drunk walked off, the woman burst into tears. Just then, the postman came to her rescue. "What's the problem lady!?" he asked. "I have been horribly insulted!!!" she cried. "Here, here" said the postman, reaching in his jacket. "Dry your eyes with this hanky...
and here's a banana for your chimp".
When the drunk walked off, the woman burst into tears. Just then, the postman came to her rescue. "What's the problem lady!?" he asked. "I have been horribly insulted!!!" she cried. "Here, here" said the postman, reaching in his jacket. "Dry your eyes with this hanky...
and here's a banana for your chimp".
