This will kill ya....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oneshot, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    One afternoon while walking home I noticed an old drunken man staggering along the sidewalk. The drunk passed a lady who was walking her young child. "Lady", said the drunken man, "that is the ugliest child I've ever seen. That is ONE ugly kid!"

    When the drunk walked off, the woman burst into tears. Just then, the postman came to her rescue. "What's the problem lady!?" he asked. "I have been horribly insulted!!!" she cried. "Here, here" said the postman, reaching in his jacket. "Dry your eyes with this hanky...
    and here's a banana for your chimp".
     
  2. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

  3. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Oooooooopppppssssssss, sorry for the repeat Iceman......
     
  4. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    No worries. Once those old jokes get to flyin', its hard to stop 'em. [​IMG]
     
  5. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Ain't that the truth!!!!
     

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