The World's Ugliest Kid

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the iceman, Nov 24, 2009.

  1. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic




    One night after walking home I noticed an old drunken man staggering along the sidewalk. The drunk passed a lady who was walking her young child. "Lady", said the drunken man, "that is the ugliest child I've ever seen. That is ONE ugly kid!"

    When the drunk walked off, the woman burst into tears. Just then, the postman came in to her rescue. "What's the problem lady!?" he asked. "I have been horribly insulted!!!" she cried. "Here, here" said the postman, reaching in his jacket. "Dry your eyes with this hanky...
    and here's a banana for your chimp".




     
  2. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch.............
     
  3. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I think I know that lady!!!!!! [​IMG] lmao
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Nice - LMAO
     
  5. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    An Oldie But A Goodie...
     
  6. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    So I've decided to keep it to myself. [​IMG]
     
  7. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I think I know that kid!!!
     
  8. grampyskids

    grampyskids Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    I am that kid!
     
  9. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    No picture needed. [​IMG]
     
  10. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    why you talkin about my moma?
     
  11. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    But which one was the duck?[​IMG]
     

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