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sawhorseray

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Jim lived all his life in the Florida Keys.

On his deathbed he knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present, a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The jerk had a paper route."

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Jim lived all his life in the Florida Keys.

On his deathbed he knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present, a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son, Doug, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"

"My daughter Kelly, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Kevin, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Cathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Steve slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "The jerk had a paper route."

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LOL these are great.
Thanks for sharing, they made my day
 
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Great ones Ray! The tree running out of the water was hilarious. All were excellent. Thanks for helping this weekend off to a great start. Have a safe and Happy Holiday my friend.
 
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The smallest dogs seem to always have the most attitude...😂
I got a chihuahua with the attitude of a pit bull. He got out the front door one day and went after the german Shepard across the street. $1000 in Vet bills to put him back together. And he still wants to bow up on him. Gotta admire his bravery or shake your head at his stupidity. havent decided yet.

Jim
 
I can relate to the teleporting one Ray. Many a night I'd find myself mysteriously waking up in bed.

Point for sure
Chris
 
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