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The Porch

daveomak

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A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn

some extra money for the summer, decided to hire

herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvass-

ing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked

the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch,"

he said. "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes

and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her

husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the

way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to

believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect

her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over

so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50

and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a

Porch, it's a Lexus."

 

leah elisheva

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Hilarious!!! It's fun to see more humor in the world! Thank you for this! Cheers! - Leah
 

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