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The Haircut

beer-b-q

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The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a police officer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen other members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH  POLITICIANS  AND  DIAPERS
    NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
                         AND
        FOR THE SAME REASON!


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miamirick

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AMEN Brother,  surprised they didnt have thier families with them!
 

smokermark

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I had a bad habit....

I used to not spend the change in my pocket and it just accumulated weighing me down...then, one day it occurs to me that in order for there to be change, I have to spend it! Thus the knot becomes undone. That's sort of the moral of this story the way I view it.

Where's the bubbling heart emoticon?  <3
 

scarbelly

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You forgot to post the address so the rest of us could get there
 

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