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The Gift

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Sep 12, 2005.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
    lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
    might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

    The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
    least iron it!"

    He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.
  2. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I think there is a lesson in this!
  3. soflaquer

    soflaquer Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one!!! I think I'll stay away from Lingerie shops for a while!!!! LOL!!