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The Gift

bwsmith_2000

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A man walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!"

He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.
 

monty

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I think there is a lesson in this!
Excellent!
Monty
 

soflaquer

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Good one!!! I think I'll stay away from Lingerie shops for a while!!!! LOL!!
 

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