Ma and Pa were out in the garden one evening, picking veggies for supper. Pa looked over at Ma and said "Ma, your backside is getting as big as my new combine!"
Well, Ma got pretty quiet the rest of the evening.
That night in bed Pa got to thinking and decided that he wasn't very nice saying what he did, so he reaches over and pats Ma on the hip. Ma rolled over and said: "Do you think that I am going to fire up this $165,000 Combine for half an ear of corn?"
Well, Ma got pretty quiet the rest of the evening.
That night in bed Pa got to thinking and decided that he wasn't very nice saying what he did, so he reaches over and pats Ma on the hip. Ma rolled over and said: "Do you think that I am going to fire up this $165,000 Combine for half an ear of corn?"
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