Teenage daughter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to Goodwill or the Salvation Army. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to write me out of your Will and leave my share to my brother."

    Well, she didn't actually put it like that... she actually said... "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
     
  2. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    DAM YOU!!   I just spit coffee on my keyboard and had to take 20 minutes to clean-dry-and assure myself that its ok..

    Goood one!!!!

    Rich
     
  3. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Too funny!
     
  4. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.... god that was funny.... now the rest of the folks at work are wondering what the hell I'm laughing at!
     
  5. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

    lolz [​IMG]
     
  6. garyinmd

    garyinmd Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    I second the DAMN YOU, I have two daughter's, plus cleaning the keyboard thing, plus you know what happens when you swallow something like coffee while you are also trying to breath. [​IMG]   Finally able to type again.[​IMG]
     
  7. [​IMG] X3
     
  8. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     
  9. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

    Now thats funny
     
  10. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    We all hope it's funny!?[​IMG]
     

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