Stuff

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Subject: Stuff




    Joke of the day...You live in upstate New York when...
    1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
    2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
    3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
    4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
    5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
    construction.

    You live in the Deep South when...
    1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
    2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
    3. After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't from 'round here, are
    ya?"
    4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
    5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty
    Jean, etc.

    You live in Colorado when...
    1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
    2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he
    stops at the day care center.
    3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
    4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

    You live in the Midwest when...
    1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
    2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
    3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
    4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
    5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It
    was different!"

    You live in Florida when...
    1. You eat dinner at 4:15 in the afternoon.
    2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and
    cars.
    3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
    4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny!
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    Hey Fireguy, hadn't seen you round, wondered where ya been.
     
  3. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Trav, thanks for noticing, Been in vegas for some training for the past week.
     
  4. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    yeah........dude....i even emailed ya'll............heheh...couldn't resist......wondering where all ya'll was at............LLOLOLOL
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey, If ya gotta go for training thats the place to do it! Cha ching!
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Funny but very true........
     

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