Staying at a "100% smoke-free": hotel

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bluewhisper

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Yeah right.


I've sold my house and I'm in the process of getting another; meanwhile I'm holed up in a hotel. Lo and behold, there's a Weber clone kettle on the property, and a full grocery store in the shopping center next door. When cleaning out my garage I Ieft a bag of apple chunks in the car.

Country style ribs. Garlic salt and black pepper. Foil.

So I go out to the grill, and some guys are digging at the end of the building.

"What are you guys doing?"

"We're replacing the gas connection."

"Oh. Well, I'm going to smoke some ribs."

"Wanna do it somewhere else?"

OK so I set up my own little campsite under the trees out by the dumpster. Thin Blue Smoke blows through rush hour traffic.


A hotel employee brings something out to the dumpster and says, "Oh the guests in room __ were wondering what happened to their grill." 

I thought the grill belonged to the hotel. Well, the bitters come out better on a stolen guitar. The ribs did turn out well.
 
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I worked nights at a hotel for a couple years. We had a grill available for the guests, and occasionally (twice a week minimum) I'd use it. The guys that would stay with us for long periods of time loved it. People could also bring their own grills or outdoor cookers. I'm sure they would allow you to use your smoker.
 
We just got back from a hotel on Panama City Beach and they had several grills and a decent sized offset smoker for guests to use. It was on the beach even had a sink and counter space and a couple picnic tables.
 
AH A New Meaning to PMS, Pack My Smoke 

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haha that is funny stuff, I was just in Lincoln City OR for our Anniversary and seen they had a BBQ outside, I thought about it, and even the wife said why don't we just BBQ one night out side and use the hotels BBQer LOL knowing my luck it would have been same deal. LOL 

DS 
 
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