Smoking pork butts for a luau, advice please?

[forktender]

Have a pitcher or punchbowl full of Mai Tais and lots of fresh cut fruit on bamboo skewers with umbrellas ready to go in every cup .
Tell them it's mandatory for the Luau.

Get them snockered and they'll think the dinner is manna from heaven.

I swear we must be related somehow.