Redneck Charcuterie "Board"

[cptnding]

My wife came into the kitchen last night and asked me what I was doing. I summoned up my best southern redneck accent from my youth and told her I'm makin' us a fancy char-coochie board. She groaned, rolled her eyes and walked away lol. It wasn't pretty like hers but she agreed it was absolutely delicious.
Aged garlic cheddar from out last visit to WI
Hungarian Segelli dry cured sausage
Hengstenberg Barrel Pickles from Germany
Not in the terrible photo was some Koslik's Amazing Maple mustard
Served on a paper plate in the garage on top of a stack of 6 bags of Kingsford blue bag. We (mostly me) washed it down with a 6 pack of Konig Ludwig Hefeweizen. Good eats and easy clean up ,

 

[cptnding]

 

[MJB05615]

Looks delicious. Everything looks perfectly arranged, to my liking anyway. I couldn't do that as well. Nice job.

 

[SmokinEdge]

Cold beer and I’m elbows deep in that for sure. Nice work.

 

[6GRILLZNTN]

I'd belly up to that for sure, but in the south, it's a "Char Cooter Board". Made famous by a certian mechanic in Hazard Cty, GA!

 

[jcam222]

Looks great to me! I miss my trips to WI and hitting the Mars Cheese Castle.

 

[Danblacksher]

looks delicious!

 

[JLeonard]

Dude now that is a snack calling out to this ole Mississippi redneck! Looks mighty fine.

Jim

 

[Brokenhandle]

Works for me! Move over Jim!

Ryan

 

[civilsmoker]

I happen to just love those barrel pickles we have them often in our house. I would even say that's a dinner plate!

 

[crazymoon]

CPT, Looks delicious and right up my alley!

 

[ITSROGER]

Looks great!
I'm gonna hafta make one of them chhar cooter/coochie boards....