A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
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Quick one for the married men.
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THAT'S gonna leave a mark.
I'm thinkin' his reply would result in this
Followed by this
Followed by this
Not if you duck and run fast.
Dude... I'm assuming at some point you HAVE to come back home.
That was good!! Don't think I'll show it to my wife though. Not sure she would see the humor in it.
The ultimate question that any smart man will find a way not to answer,
Can I get an amen to that
Thats a good one!
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