Quick one for the married men.

[fatback joe]

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

 

[richtee]

THAT'S gonna leave a mark.

 

[1894]

I'm thinkin' his reply would result in this



Followed by this

 

[blacklab]

Not if you duck and run fast.

 

[richtee]

Dude... I'm assuming at some point you HAVE to come back home.

 

[daboys]

That was good!! Don't think I'll show it to my wife though. Not sure she would see the humor in it.

 

[cowgirl]

Heheh....Ok..... that was funny.

 

[abelman]

The ultimate question that any smart man will find a way not to answer,

 

[t-bone tim]

Can I get an amen to that

 

[vince]

Thats a good one!

 

[meat-man]

OMG that was great , but he is in for a world of hurt !!!!