Proud Father

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Jun 14, 2011.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The year is 2016 and the  United States has just elected the first woman
    president who  happens to be from Wisconsin .  

    A few days after the  election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her  father and says,
    "So, Dad, I assume you  will be coming to my inauguration?"

    "I  don’t think so.  It’s an 18 hour  drive."
    "Don’t worry about it Dad,  I’ll send Air Force One.  And a limousine
    will  pick you up at your door."

    "I don’t know.   Everybody will be so fancy.  What would your mother  wear?"

    "Oh Dad," replies Susan, "I’ll make sure she  has a wonderful gown
    custom-made  by the best designer in Washington .."

    "Honey," Dad  complains, "you know I can’t eat those rich foods you  eat."

    The President-to-be responds, "Don’t worry  Dad.  The entire affair
    will  be handled by the best caterer in Washington , I’ll ensure  your
    meals  are salt free.  You and mom just have to be  there."

    So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January  20, 2017, Susan is being
    sworn  in as President of the United States .  In the front row  sits
    the  new president’s Dad and Mom.  

    Dad, noticing the senator  sitting next  to him, leans over and whispers,

    "You see that woman over  there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States  ?"

    The Senator whispers back, "You bet I  do."

    Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football  with the "SEATTLE SEAHAWKS."
  2. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    AR AR AR![​IMG]

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