Pastors Sven & Ole

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Apr 12, 2008.

  1. [font=Tahoma][size=4][font=Tahoma]Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:[/font][/size][/font]

    [size=3][font=Times New Roman][color=#000000]"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"[/color][/font][/size]

    [size=3][font=Times New Roman][color=#000000]As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"[/color][/font][/size]

    [size=3][font=Times New Roman][color=#000000]From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"[/color][/font][/size]
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny!
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    shakes head and says sheesh.
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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