The end is Neart...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Pastors Sven & Ole
    Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
    I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
    'Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!'?
    As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'
    From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...
    Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?'
  2. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sometimes the message is lost in the delivery!

    Good one, Rich!


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