Census taker: "How many children do you have?"
Woman: "Four."
Census taker: "May I have their names please?"
Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee, and George."
Census taker: "Thank you, but given the pattern, why is the last child's name George?"
Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe."
Woman: "Four."
Census taker: "May I have their names please?"
Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee, and George."
Census taker: "Thank you, but given the pattern, why is the last child's name George?"
Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe."