Ole and Sven (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out
    a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

    Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter, he replied. Then reaching into
    his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    Yiminy Cricket! exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his

    Vere dit yew git dat monster??
    Vell, replied Ole, I got it from my Genie.

    You haff a Genie? Sven asked.

    Ya, shure. It 's right here in my tackle box, says Ole.

    Could I see him?

    Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
    Vill you grant me vun vish?

    Yes, I will, says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
    there, waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
    ducks....flying directly overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole.

    Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!

    Ole answers, Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
    hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic ?
  2. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hahahahaha, Dat's a goot von![​IMG]
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one! I really enjoy the Sven and Ollie jokes. I'm still laughing over the one where they were they were getting together for a little drinking, fighting and sex. The question was what to wear. My ribs are sore. Check the archives.

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