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OCT/NOV/DEC-06

larry maddock

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A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black-belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional kick boxer.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 

bwsmith_2000

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Yo Larry,
Right on, Right on, Right on!!! Good one. I can only imagine the looks of the blind guy in the next 15 minutes. Sounds like something I would do.
 

Dutch

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Now that one was funny!!
 

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