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No innocence lost

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokyokie, Jan 30, 2007.

  1. smokyokie

    smokyokie Smoking Fanatic

    The young unwed mother lay in the hospital bed after delivering, and the nurse was taking information for the birth certificate.

    When asked the name of the father or boyfriend, the young lady explained that there was none. "I was needing money badly, and was offered a spot in a porn film. That's how this child was concieved", she said.

    To which the nurse replied" the child is dark skinned, was the man in the film black?"

    "Yes there was a black man in the film", was her answer.

    "But he has blond hair" said the nurse.

    "Yes, there was a Swede in the film too", was her reply.

    "And it's eyes have a distinct Asian appearance too. Let me guess, there was an asian man in the film too?", queried the nurse sarcastically.

    A curt "Yes" was the response.

    At this time the baby was given to the new mother to feed. After feeding, she patted the infant gently on the back and was rewarded with a nice loud belch...To which she sighed "Thank God it didn't bark".

    Chuckles to all :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ,