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N Dakota Farmer and the government

daveomak

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The N. Dakota Department of government offices claimed a small Crosby farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

ND Govt. employee:  I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer:  Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. 


Then there's the mentally challenged worker.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

ND Govt. employee:  That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Farmer:  That would be me.
 

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Funny, but alas a bit too true at times.
 

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