Logical Discussion ......

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, May 3, 2013.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Man/Woman conversation


    Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes

    Woman: How many beers a day?


    Usually about 3

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for

    compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink beer?

    Woman: No

    Man: Where's your Ferrari?
  2. Hahaha nice👍
  3. frosty

    frosty Master of the Pit

    OUCH!  That is officially the funniest thing I've heard in a while.  [​IMG]
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  5. humdinger

    humdinger Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    His decisions make perfect sense to me. I would not give up beer for 20 years just to get a Ferrari at the end...seriously.
  6. zahlgren

    zahlgren Smoking Fanatic

    Thats great, lol
  7. That gave me a much needed smile![​IMG]

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