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"Juvenile Philosophy"

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by peter, Aug 19, 2006.

  1. "Juvenile Philosophy"

    Never trust a dog to watch your food.
    Patrick, Age 10

    When you want something expensive,
    ask your grandparents.

    Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes
    and ears are twitching.
    Andrew, Age 9

    Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
    Rocky, Age 9

    Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
    Stephanie, Age 8

    Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    Rosemary, Age 7

    Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
    Carrol, Age 9

    Never bug a pregnant mom.
    Nicholas, Age 11

    Don't ever be too full for dessert.
    Kelly, Age 10

    When your dad is mad and asks you,
    "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
    Heather, Age 16

    Never tell your mom her diet's not
    Michael, Age 14