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"Juvenile Philosophy"

peter

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"Juvenile Philosophy"

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive,
ask your grandparents.
Matthew,Age12

Never talk back to a teacher whose eyes
and ears are twitching.
Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you,
"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not
working.
Michael, Age 14
 

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