Guide for Puppies
1. You are the most important creature in the universe, so act that way.
2. If you see it, you can chew on it.
3. When choosing an item to chew, look for wires. They offer a lot of chewing area, and if you chew through a live one, you will get a thrilling tingle.
4. Most houses have furniture with legs, at least four per item. They are always available, so help yourself.
5. Drapes and furniture make very good chew toys. They are readily available, and they aren’t going anywhere.
6. Worm your way into nooks and crannies. Your humans hide things there that make the best chew toys.
7. Your humans think you are cute, so they will put up with an amazing amount of chewing. They often amuse each other by showing off their bloody hands. As they walk around your house, you will be able to nip at their legs, too.
8. Speaking of walking, but sure to walk slowly, directly in front of them. This shows them who is in control, and it also makes sure they don’t forget about you.
9. Humans store some of their best food in a tall can in the kitchen. You can easily spot it by the pleasant aroma wafting from it. It’s best to wait till they are out before attacking this container. When they come home, they will appreciate how clever you are.
10. “Bathroom activities” may be performed anywhere and everywhere. After all, it is your house.
11. Get as much sleep as you can during the day. It’s best to take short naps. You want to be wide awake at night. While your humans sleep, you will have the run of the house, so make the most of it!
12. Loud barking is the sign of a real dog. Don’t be afraid to show your humans how good you are at barking. Remember, you don’t need a reason to bark.
13. Have some fun with your humans. While they are all in a room, turn quickly to an empty area, look up, and start barking. As you do so, back away slowly and start whining. Finish up by running from the room.
14. More fun. While your humans are all together, quietly leave the room and hide. “Where’s the puppy?” You’ll enjoy hearing them run around the house trying to find you, hoping you’re not injured.
15. At some point, they will attempt to put a collar or harness on you. This really isn’t a bad thing, but act like they’re removing your heart. Resist! Let them put it on after a struggle. It will make them feel good, and you’ll enjoy going for walks.
16. In the yard, you will find lots of tantalizing smells, and there’s no reason for you to resist them. You were born with powerful front legs that are perfect for digging. Dig! If you see a section with flowers or vegetables, that would be a perfect place to begin because the soil will be softer there.
17. Stay clean. After you poop, you might sense some “residue” back there. If you drag your butt across a carpet, you can clean it very easily. Humans like a clean dog.
18. While exploring your yard, you might come across dead animals. Your humans will love having you bring them into the house because they want to keep the yard clean.
19. Show your humans how athletic you are. You’ll notice lots of flat surfaces in your house a couple of feet off the floor. Most of them have lots of room for you to jump up there. In many cases, you will slide a bit when you land, but there will be objects conveniently placed there to slow you down.
20. There are several words you should learn quickly: your name, treat, food, bed, good, walk, car. There are other words that seem to have no meaning at all, so ignore them: bad, no, down, stop it, vet.
1. You are the most important creature in the universe, so act that way.
2. If you see it, you can chew on it.
3. When choosing an item to chew, look for wires. They offer a lot of chewing area, and if you chew through a live one, you will get a thrilling tingle.
4. Most houses have furniture with legs, at least four per item. They are always available, so help yourself.
5. Drapes and furniture make very good chew toys. They are readily available, and they aren’t going anywhere.
6. Worm your way into nooks and crannies. Your humans hide things there that make the best chew toys.
7. Your humans think you are cute, so they will put up with an amazing amount of chewing. They often amuse each other by showing off their bloody hands. As they walk around your house, you will be able to nip at their legs, too.
8. Speaking of walking, but sure to walk slowly, directly in front of them. This shows them who is in control, and it also makes sure they don’t forget about you.
9. Humans store some of their best food in a tall can in the kitchen. You can easily spot it by the pleasant aroma wafting from it. It’s best to wait till they are out before attacking this container. When they come home, they will appreciate how clever you are.
10. “Bathroom activities” may be performed anywhere and everywhere. After all, it is your house.
11. Get as much sleep as you can during the day. It’s best to take short naps. You want to be wide awake at night. While your humans sleep, you will have the run of the house, so make the most of it!
12. Loud barking is the sign of a real dog. Don’t be afraid to show your humans how good you are at barking. Remember, you don’t need a reason to bark.
13. Have some fun with your humans. While they are all in a room, turn quickly to an empty area, look up, and start barking. As you do so, back away slowly and start whining. Finish up by running from the room.
14. More fun. While your humans are all together, quietly leave the room and hide. “Where’s the puppy?” You’ll enjoy hearing them run around the house trying to find you, hoping you’re not injured.
15. At some point, they will attempt to put a collar or harness on you. This really isn’t a bad thing, but act like they’re removing your heart. Resist! Let them put it on after a struggle. It will make them feel good, and you’ll enjoy going for walks.
16. In the yard, you will find lots of tantalizing smells, and there’s no reason for you to resist them. You were born with powerful front legs that are perfect for digging. Dig! If you see a section with flowers or vegetables, that would be a perfect place to begin because the soil will be softer there.
17. Stay clean. After you poop, you might sense some “residue” back there. If you drag your butt across a carpet, you can clean it very easily. Humans like a clean dog.
18. While exploring your yard, you might come across dead animals. Your humans will love having you bring them into the house because they want to keep the yard clean.
19. Show your humans how athletic you are. You’ll notice lots of flat surfaces in your house a couple of feet off the floor. Most of them have lots of room for you to jump up there. In many cases, you will slide a bit when you land, but there will be objects conveniently placed there to slow you down.
20. There are several words you should learn quickly: your name, treat, food, bed, good, walk, car. There are other words that seem to have no meaning at all, so ignore them: bad, no, down, stop it, vet.
