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sawhorseray

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MATURITY REALITY CHECK

Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.
The older we get; the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPPEE!
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, just think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
The golden years are really just metallic years: gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the rear.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of and gradually approach 18.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.
Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and blind that they don’t recognize you.
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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gmc2003

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Good ones Ray, I really like the peanuts one, and the Jon's Barber shop one.

Chris
 
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Good-uns Ray!!
I remember when McD's opened, and had "1 million sold" on their sign.
Burgers were 15 cents & Fries were 12 cents.

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