A nun, badly needing to use to the toilet, walked into a very popular local pub\nightclub
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the barman, and asked, 'May I please use the toilet?
The barman replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf"
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way, said the nun.
So the barman directed the nun to the back of the restaurant area to where the toilets are situated.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the barman and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the toilet?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the barman, would you like a Drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand, said the puzzled nun.
'You see, laughed the barman, every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?..
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun,the room went dead silent. She walked up to the barman, and asked, 'May I please use the toilet?
The barman replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf"
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way, said the nun.
So the barman directed the nun to the back of the restaurant area to where the toilets are situated.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the barman and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the toilet?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the barman, would you like a Drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand, said the puzzled nun.
'You see, laughed the barman, every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?..
