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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by steve, Jul 17, 2005.

  1. steve

    steve Newbie

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
    apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
    asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told
    the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
    The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing
    my curly silver hair.
    She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and
    she processed my Social Security application.
    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
    Social Security office.
    She said, "You should have dropped your pants...
    you might have gotten disability, too." :lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. johnnyreb

    johnnyreb Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member