im an addict

[ralphbrown05]

hello...my name is ralph...and im addicted to smoked food

 

[miamirick]

join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

just buy larger clothes

 

[pandemonium]

lol i was gonna say prepare for bigger britches lol

 

[eman]

join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

just buy larger clothes

And More Meat!!!!

 

[mr mac]

join the club,  we all are,   and there doesnt seem to be a cure

What?  There's Morton Tender Quick, Bradley Honey Meat Cure, Yeagers #814...

 

[wntrlnd]

I think it's contagious.  I've got it too!

So, I've decided to share my 12 Step program for Smokaholics

Step 1: Admit you have a problem: you can't get enough smoked meats

Step 2. Visit local hardware stores, linger in the BBQ section.  Ask a lot of questions.

Step 3.  Start dropping hints to the spouse that it sure would be nice to get a smoker for Christmas.

Step 4. Stockpile and season smoker woods

Step 5.  Join SMF and enroll in Jeff's 5 Day smoker course

Step 6. Bring smoker home, practice fire control

Step 7.  Buy ribs

Step 8.  Mix up and apply some rub

Step 9.  Bring smoker up to temperature

Step 10. Add ribs

Step 11.  Maintain constant temperature  for 6 hours

Step 12. Remove ribs and eat!

I'm on step 11 right now!  :)

 

[flyfishjeep]

Welcome Ralph!  Of all the things we could get wrapped up in my wife is happy I am a "smoker" of meats.  She does get frustrated a few times because I am always wanting something bigger "just in case" we need it!  Oh well.

Welcome to the club!

 

[oldschoolbbq]

Welcome to the O.S.D. Ward

Where everyone has an Obsessive Smoking Disorder

Here we live to smoke,the more the better

Have fun and,

 

[scarbelly]

Just admitting the addiction is step 1

The other 11 steps are just more meat and smoke and you will be fine - BTW

Do not look for a cure there is none