This is what happens when you're off work too long and have a food saver broken and you steal the piston pump out of it , grab the transformer from the train set to control the motor speed and hook it up to a smoke generate
When I saw your post title I thought you were unemployed. Turns out you were just blow's schmoke. You could market your configuration as an "incense fogger"! I can see the train and hear the whistles already.