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Don't forget Hershey squirts.At least it’s easy to spell unlike dirrirhea, dierheehaw, dyiriah…. the shits…
Don't forget Hershey squirts.At least it’s easy to spell unlike dirrirhea, dierheehaw, dyiriah…. the shits…
I call it Gouch. When it's in full swing I can't describe it. Big toe? Let a fan blow on it and I'll give up the nuclear launch codes. Fortunately, it's been quite rare for the last few years other than the occasional minor knee and foot aches. Can't begin to say what triggers it.GOUT has to be the worst name for a disease. The name makes it sound contagious.
There is a gout med - colchicine - and the directions say to take it until your anus is spewing battery acid then take it for one more day after that. Doc had me on that for flare ups before allopurinol. Gout is caused by a uric acid build up in joints and I was convinced that uric acid was the equivalent of magic acid (which is millions of times stronger than sulfuric acid) as it was coming out of me nether regions.At least it’s easy to spell unlike dirrirhea, dierheehaw, dyiriah…. the shits…
It's fantastic .A whole sirloin is good on the rotisserie
Rare beef can trigger gout in a big way sometimes. No chicken? Turkey breast. RAY