Good Vibes (adult please)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE
    BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE SAW HER DAUGHTER
    WITH A VIBRATOR.

    SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"

    THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS
    THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND
    LEAVE ME ALONE."

    THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER
    SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE SAW HIS DAUGHTER
    MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.

    TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M
    THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO
    A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

    A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE
    GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM,
    OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND SAW HER HUSBAND
    SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.

    THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

    THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE *@!* ARE YOU DOING?"

    THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW.
     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats just wrong dude>
     
  3. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    10-4 desrtlites
     
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    No intent to offend anyone, maybe the wrong joke?
     
  5. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    I liked it. I think it made it under the radar.
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny.....................Good one..........
     

Share This Page