FUR YER SUNDAY !!!

[sawhorseray]

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters 'UFO' were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. 'Do you realize what just happened?' the station owner finally uttered. 'Yeah,' said the blonde attendant. 'So?' 'Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!' 'Yeah,' repeated the blonde attendant. 'So?' 'Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!' 'Yeah,' repeated the blonde attendant. 'So?' 'Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!' The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'

 

[gmc2003]

Another round of good ones Ray. Thanks for the laughs

Chris

This one strikes a chord with me. I have a picture of my son sleeping in his high chair. I placed my beer can on the high chair table and snapped the picture.

 

[robrpb]

Good ones Ray. Thanks for all the laughs.

Rob

 

[DRKsmoking]

As always Ray , Great .

This is an every time we go out in the same vehicle and i'm driving

And it the banks also. lol

David

 

[Brokenhandle]

Thanks for the laughs Ray!

Ryan

 

[Gonna Smoke]

Thanks again for the laughs, Ray.

I keep trying trying to tell my wife this...